Pooping Machine

$19.95

A poopless baby is not an option and unfortunately both disposable as well as reusable diapers have a similar significant carbon footprint.
This unique and meaningful gift combines 2 in 1, a greeting card and a diaper offset certificate. Balancing out the carbon emission associated with the baby's diaper usage (app. 6000 disposable diapers) during the first 2 1/2 years. The perfect gift for your friends and family promoting your commitment to save our planet while being part of the solution and help making "green poop good poop."

This unique and meaningful gift combines a greeting card with a certified and verifiable one ton carbon offset gift certificate

Front: Congratulations on your brand new “Pooping Machine”

Inside: Too bad there is no clean and “green” way of disposing dirty diapers. You are in it to win it! Only 6000 stinky and poopy diapers to go! GOOD LUCK!

Size: 5"x7"

 

Printed using certified paper from well-managed forests and petroleum-free inks by Certified Green Partner.

 

The greeting card and certificate are enclosed in a clear, sustainable, and biodegradable card jacket. Envelope included!

 

Each “Diaper Offset” certificate balances out the average greenhouse gas emission generated by diapers over the first 2 ½ years of a child’s life.

BOTH reusable and disposable diapers have a significant environmental impact and generate an almost similar amount of greenhouse gases that contribute to Global Warming. Reusable diapers create less waste but require a high amount of energy for washing and water for growing cotton. Disposable diapers in contrast require huge amounts of oil and paper to produce and take up to 500 years to decompose in landfills.